Important yet Neglected

The AWB and Julius Malema are on the headlines everyday and people are constantly using them in their social desperation to insight an “intelligent” or rather “more-than-‘Hello’ conversation; I believe one major discussion is being neglected. That would be… the Jelly Bean.

The tiny, colorful and tasty treats are more then praiseworthy. These sweets are irresistibly addictive – and to answer what you are thinking –Yes! They are as threatening as that Coke can you are trying to look away from everyday that sits merrily in the jovial hand of everyone else.

My favorite would be, hands down, the Sour Jelly Beans, if you disagree stop reading this now – in fact… piss off! You are not needed in a conversation involving any means of awesomeness. Those whom are awesome… continue reading- Okay, let us continue… the love of the Jelly Bean stems back to the Gummy Bear days, where things were bright, cheery and full of joy! When Jack came back from the climbing the bean stalk – it wasn’t gold from the goose that he cherished; it was the Jelly Beans that the stalk provided in its seedlings. True Story. Another puzzle to fit in an incomplete story is: When Jill came tumbling after Jack it was because his Jelly Beans fell out his pocket and she slipped on them coming down the hill – haha Jack you nincompoop, you were saving those for later, hey? (Learn from him; store your beans in DEEP pockets)

Maynards expresses it best: “Life is Fruity”. Magical. Subsequently we can say that Jelly Beans derive from fruity flavors, linking that, one can surmise that Jelly Beans is Life. Enchanting.

In short, as much as it would have been expectantly boring for me to blab on about JM and AWB, I think its best for us all to whip out a bag of JB and throw it at the TV, and then pick it up - to eat it of course.