Famous Quotes

• “What America needs now, is a drink”: On December 5th 1933 at 4:31pm President Franklin D. Roosevelt after the abolishing the prohibition of alcohol.

Umm… Yes – it took you 13 years to realize this? What kind of sick experiment was that? After such a long wait, I hope he bought the first round.

• “I believe that humans and fish a-like can co-exist” President George Bush

Along with geckos, baboons and flies – and if we can’t, negotiations with respective representatives will be in order! Thank you, Mr. Bush, for keeping us aware of such imminent hostilities.

• “Socks are badly designed.The seams are on the inside. They hurt the toes.” William Forrester | Sean Connery – Finding Forrester

*Applause* I wish I had thought of that! I have begun to wear my socks inside-out – I believe there should be a sock revolution.

• “Self-improvement is masturbation”: Tyler Durden | Brad Pitt – Fight Club

Please?! Self-improvement being: gym, dieting and etc is difficult! Masturbation is easy and nice.

• “Together we can do more” ANC motto

WTF does that mean!?!? Do more WHAT? It is an incomplete sentence that just emphasizes their lack of logical creativity. How do people vote for that? It is rubbish and has only been filled will negative nouns.

• “Banana Banana Banana Terracotta Banana Terracotta Terracota Pie!” System of a Down – Vicinity of Obscenity

Word.